If you want to make a pile of money, invent something that will enable these Europeans to cut each others throats with greater facility. Were the cousins, who ruled over dozens When the century started, we could hardly be parted But that was long before, the frightful First World War When our governments fell out, peaceful relations put in doubt Conditions perfect for, the frightful First World War Im Kaiser Wilhelm, I kind of felt a bit left out from the rest They had beards, I only had a moustache I loved the military, thought at diplomacy, I would be the best We sent telegrams, hoped to stop the bombs They werent worth the paper they were written on Great Britain, Russia, both against me I was in charge of German troops But you proved to be hopeless, oops The commanders they ignored, in the frightful First World War And then the war, was no more We won, we lost, call it a score draw I was the only one left in charge I ran away but still at large And all this frightful war could do, was set up World War Two Which was us against you! ...the first one brought the heavy machine gun to the public and made the trenchcoat popular even outside the trench itself! :-? the second one reinvented the notion of the angel of death through the advent of massive bombardment air fleets, it has also transformed coffin building into an industry! :-? im guessing that the next one will bring lasers, nukes, and modern Zyklon Giftgas as medicine, or it will be another 20th century boring rerun!! 8-> ...arent you happy about it? /:)
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 19:25:12 +0000
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