If youre at or near 50-years-old or older, I encourage you to think twice before getting a puppy. I came home after a busier than usual night at the bar, tired and with a list a mile long of things that I simply must accomplish over the next couple of weeks on my mind to find Dan looking like hed been rode hard and put away wet. He looked me in the eye and said quietly, That puppy is a monster! Ziggy was in his crate screaming like a Banshee! I got him out and he finally calmed down while I was listening to stories of his sins from Dan. I fought him off while trying to wind down and watch a little TV before bed. So, we go to bed, and I was so tired that I just threw my work clothes on the floor. Ziggy proceeded to grab my flannel shirt and pull it away from the pile, look me square in the eye and piss on it. Cleaned up that mess. Then, at last we go to bed and after a wrestling match the little skunk finally goes to sleep. An hour later, Dan shakes me and says, Get up! Ziggy puked on your pillow! Oh.My.God!!! Puppies are for young people.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 13:12:19 +0000
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