Ikea for impatient sociopaths: Decide exactly what youre going for and check stock levels online beforehand. Leave the house at 10:20 on a Sunday morning, assuming the journey to take the best part of 45 minutes. Get there in 18 minutes after cursing all the eejits doing 45 in the middle lane of the North Circ. Find that although the checkouts dont open until 11:00 you can start shopping from 10:00. Pick what you need and browse in the last section downstairs until they announce the tills are open. Be third in the queue and out by 11:08. Definitely the way to do it.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 12:24:32 +0000