Im 35, people still sometimes ask me, hey buddy-sir, when are you going to settle down with a nice lass and make some cute little baby things to watch and stuff? Im totally fine with the truth that if I dont pass my genetic material on that I will be the first to do so in my genetic line since chemistry became biology a few billion years ago... Ive always been something of a tastemaker. Plus my genetic material isnt great to begin with, would be shitty to give this addiction prone, tumor factory that runs on double-thick, super-clotty werewolf blood to a baby... Way to help me come charging out of the gates dad, I imagine my newborn baby saying to me and then kicking me in the balls. Anyway... the reason this came up is that in the last 45 minutes Ive said, what are you doing? Stop it, what are you eating? Stop it, what do you have in your mouth? Swallow it or spit it out, to my dogs without actually checking what was going on even once. Id be one of those, Whatever youre doing, stop-it, dads. Also... I think its poor form to kennel a baby probably.
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 17:43:28 +0000
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