Im a Christmas Unicorn, in a uniform made of gold With a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerers shield, and mistletoe on my nose Oh, Im a Christian holiday, Im a symbol of original sin Ive a pagan tree, and a magical wreath, and bow-tie on my chin Oh, Im a pagan heresy, Im a tragic-al Catholic shrine Im a little bit shy, with a lazy eye, and a penchant for sublime Oh, Im a mystical apostasy, Im a horse with a fantasy twist Though I play all night, with my magical kite, people say I dont exist For I make no full apology for the category I reside Im a mythical mess, with a treasury chest, Im a construct of your mind Oh, Im hysterically American, Ive a credit card on my wrist And I have no home, or a field to roam, I will curse you with my kiss Oh, Im a criminal pathology with a history of medical care Im a frantic shopper, and a brave pill popper, and they say my kind are rare But Ive seen others in the uniform of a unicorn just like me We are legions wide, and we choose no sides, we are masters of mystique For youre a Christmas Unicorn, I have seen you on the beat You may dress in the human uniform, child... But I know youre just like me Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... Im the Christmas Unicorn Youre the Christmas Unicorn too Im the Christmas Unicorn (Find the Christmas Unicorn) Youre the Christmas Unicorn too (Its all right, I love you) Love, love will tear us apart, again Love, love will tear us apart, my friend
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 17:20:09 +0000