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Im a Med Tech at an Assisted Living facility, which basically means I pass medication, assist with insulin injections, apply powders and creams, and basically oversee all residents and their well-being in multiple ways throughout my shifts. I love it and its never dull (to put it mildly!). ME: (knocks on residents door.) LADY: Come in. ME: Good evening _______. I have your bedtime pills for you. LADY: Well Im in bed naked so youll have to come here and give them to me. I dont have my dentures in dammit! ME: (walks over to residents bed) Here you are ________. (hands over pills and water.) LADY: (begins chuckling) ME: Im glad to see you giggling! LADY: (looks up over rim of her glasses) You wanna know why? ME: (smiling) Sure. LADY: (finishes taking pills and hands me her empty cup). I JUST FARTED and its REALLY bad! Can you smell it? ME: (laughing hysterically) No maam but I believe this is my cue to leave now. LADY: I love your sense of humor! ME: Yours as well maam. Good night.

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