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Im a volunteer on my buildings plant watering brigade. I stand on the sidewalk in the evenings and watch people come home from work or strolling about. It feels very European and neighborly. Today I watched one of the jackass motorcyclists who routinely terrorizes the neighborhood get deservedly pulled over by a cop in an unmarked car. I picked up my first bottle of urine that had been tossed in the tree pit and quickly tossed it back. I held the hose out so a very pleasant man with a clearly stolen Citibike could wash his hands. I complied with the demands of a small boy who requested I spray him in the back and then, together, drink from the hose. My neighbors think I water out of love of plants or the goodness of my heart, but really I water for these two reasons: because I enjoy witnesses to my public suffering and because these stories are totally worth it.
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 14:02:01 +0000

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