Im about to tell you a story that is not mine to tell, but it is true. It happened about 15 years ago. There was a teacher who was teaching an elementary school class and shart her pants. She was tenured. We should put that out there. She shit her pants at work, whatever, that happens but she went into the bathroom and rinsed out her drawers. Okay. Then she needed to dry them. So she hung them from the handle of the exterior classroom door in the sunshine. Come lunch, the panties were still moist. So she took them with her to the staff lunch room after dropping her kids off at the cafeteria. She then put her drawers in the MICROWAVE and set a random amount of time, so she could dry her panties. She waited for the time that only made sense in her head and then removed the moist, now scolding hot panties with her BARE hands, burning herself so severely that she needed treatment from the school nurse. So fine, all of that sucked, but then she filed a workmans comp for the injury, explaining the whole story in detail. Then, the union required the school to put potholders near the microwave so if this woman ever shat her pants again, and the sunshine wasnt enough, and she had the lack of common sense and put them again in the MICROWAVE (that people warmed their lunch in!) her dumb ass would have a pair of pot holders to protect her dumb hands. (And no its not me, I promise)
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 03:04:41 +0000
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