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Im in a dilemma. Flashback to 10 minutes ago... Im in Target getting milk. I open the cooler door and grab the before mentioned milk. In an instant I have to let loose an Epic fart. Normally no big deal. Problem is a middle aged woman was right there also getting milk. Should I hold the door for her and engulf her in what could be potent enough to knock out an elephant? Or walk away and let the door close right before she reaches in? Seems to be a lose lose
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 03:11:26 +0000

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