Im in a fix Im in a terrible fix, moaned Fred. Im in love with two girls and I dont know which to marry. No problem, said Murphy to the Englishman. I know youre not a Catholic but I think the church could help you. Call in tomorrow morning, kneel down and try a sincere prayer to God - that should do the trick. Next morning Murphy arrived to find Fred with a beaming smile. It worked. Its a miracle, he enthused. I walked in, knelt down and there it was written in red across the altar cloth: AVE MARIA!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 10:57:17 +0000