Im in a terrible mood today... I just want to RANT about things that really drive me crazy... vent my pet peeves... but you know what... no one wants to hear it. No one cares.... Its all a bunch of hooey anyhow...... from extremist politicians.... to fru fru food.... to people ranting about their pet peeves like me and creating drama..... and who needs drama.... who really cares any how..... the country is rolling down hill like a greased rocket sled and all anybody like me can think about is NCAA football starting this weekend and I need that escape but it doesnt really help anyhow because Sneaky Petes dont serve Grapico anymore and the Bear is dead and Bama lost to Auburn last year and Auburn lost to Florida State and Winston is still playing even though he stole some crab legs.... and we are all poisoning ourselves with fast food and you can blame Barak Obama for that... or George W. Bush...... either one is fine; but dont you dare blame me for it because its not my fault......I was not even on the planet at the time and had not been in communication with anyone that was and I was just thinking about how I needed to take a vacation and where I might be going but you know what.... that flesh eating virus in the gulf of mexico is killing the trees in the Smokey MOuntains so the air there is making like terrible on the coast of Australia which makes the Great White Sharks more aggressive toward humans because monkeys cant live in trees anymore in South America because there are Burmese Pythons living in South Florida which is making the alligators nervous so they are migrating up the Mississippi River and eating all our coyotes so there is an overpopulation of rabbits now because the chipmunks at the watermelon crops and ruined them and... OH LOOK.... Peanut butter!
Posted on: Wed, 27 Aug 2014 16:39:42 +0000
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