Im in my living room with the Lannister Imp, right, were arguing over why I play the GoT Board Game like a pup. Obviously I tell him it isnt true since I dont really ever lose and he says some metaphor that involves not being a giant when we win against midgets (hes the one to talk...sorry for my usual opponents) then, out of nowhere, a frakking T-Rex enters the living room ! (Yes, my living room is wide enough for that) So obviously we shit ourselves, then we start running, because a Lannister always delays his deaths, running around rocks that werent there before, I guess they materialized to make the T-Rex feel more like home because god forbids it gets annoyed, T-Rex are an engendered species, some might even say extinct. The Imp says that if it catches one of us, the other could go. We look at each other. He tries to push me down to the ground, or as he sees it, pull me to the ground, and evidently fails because a Lannister doesnt always weights his bets, so I grab him by his shiny armour and throw him aside for the young T-Rex to try and rip it off of him, because, you know, if you wanna eat a Lannister, always flay his head, so I run to my room (I know, I couldve ran outside, on the roof, or anywhere else but my cul-de-sac room, but I wasnt thinking) All the way I hear the Imp saying come on mate, a hand! in a Scottish accent. I am thankful for his armour since it gave me 10 to 15 seconds before imploding. Now the T-Rex is done with his earthly entrée and is looking for the dinner, and as a the gentleman he is, knocks on the frakking door ! I didnt grant him the courtesy to open ! But he entered anyway, so I went out the window, because everyone knows you cant retreat from where your enemy comes, basic GoT rules, so the door was out of reach. He follows me on the roof (thus proving that it wouldnt have done any good to flee to the roof anyway) and tries to punch me, I duck and he loses balance and falls off the roof. So the rule book doesnt say anything about that, I guess I win ?... Oh, and my GoT playing does NOT suck...because I dont play with midgets. I play with giants !...How cool would it be to have a GoT extension with T-Rex!
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 13:19:15 +0000
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