Im not always serious lol...................................................................................................... Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didnt want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said: Teacher, theyre on the wrong feet. She looked, and sure enough, they were. Unfortunately, it wasnt any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet. He then announced: These arent my boots. She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream: Why didnt you say so? like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they got the boots off when he said: Theyre my brothers boots. But my Mom made me wear em today. Now she didnt know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked: Now, where are your mittens? He said: I stuffed em in the toes of my boots. Shell be eligible for parole in three years.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:33:43 +0000