Im not one who posts off-color jokes on communication sites (like Facebook), but I thought this was too funny not to share: Two high school boys were discussing dating opportunities in reference to the upcoming senior prom: Fred: Hey, Mark! Have you asked Susan if shell accompany you to this years prom? Mark: Ive tried multiple times, Fred. Its not that she has turned me down or anything like that. Its that I have a problem every time I ring her doorbell and she opens the door. Fred: What kind of problem? Mark: Dont laugh! But every time she opens the door, I get a stiff one and, in order to escape embarrassment, I quickly run away. Fred: Why dont you tape it to your leg? Mark: Great idea, Fred! I never thought of that! That evening, Mark securely taped his Richard to his right leg. He then drove over to Susans house and rang the door bell. When Susan opened the door, Mark kicked her in the face.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 07:30:29 +0000
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