Im not solving the Ukraine crisis over here but it doesnt mean I dont *grapple* with some pretty VEXING SH*T as a mom, people. Below, exhibits A-G. Boom. -Do graham crackers *ever* break cleanly at that little perforation? -Does a bag of grapes exist that doesnt have 5 or 6 mushy ones at the bottom? -Why must a string of 14 baby wipes come out of the package when I only need one? -Why is easy open packaging.... not ever? -Why is anything that claims to be spillproof or leakproof.... not ever? -How can simple, innocent little rice crackers be the absolute messiest baby food item on the entire f**cking planet? Is it because theyre made in China? -To what magical land do all of the lids to the plastic containers go? Are they partying with the dryer socks? As you were.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 20:24:42 +0000
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