Im off to bed my peeps but first I must share this: [*not my words*] Herman Li: the worlds only living paradox. The lead guitarist for the speed-power-metal band Dragonforce. Shreds notes that do not even exist on a guitars fretboard, able to hit 103.5 nps (Notes Per Second), only to have ever been beaten by Jesus himself, with an average of 105.6 nps. Along with Sam Totman, they create solos that have actually been recorded to launch multi-dimensional black holes from the top frets of their guitars. On one such occasion, Hermans pick actually started melting somewhere around 00:37 seconds into their track Fury of the Storm He then quickly ripped the zipper off of his fly and continued playing for the rest of the song. Unfortunately, half way through their solo, despite the zippers rest by Herman tapping, it started to spark, actually igniting a fans hair. Nevertheless, he continued playing. At around 5:16, when Herman performed a dive bomb effect, the croud noticed the guitars strings to have actually bent into the top 20 frets. The croud suspected they were just seeing things, but by around 5:32, the bend had become bigger, and Hermans own hair started getting sucked into what seemed to be, -quote- A mini vortex of awesomeness As the solo continued, the hole got larger and larger, but the headbanging got stronger and stronger, until a little child was actually sucked out of his mothers arms and launched into the hole. Other uses of the word Herman Li can be used as following -I just so Herman Lied the song Meaning you hit absolutely every note in a Dragonforce song while being drunk. -You so just got Herman Lied Meaning as in a guitar duel, you got absolutely annihalated by Herman Li or Jesus. The word Herman Li cannot be used by many, as it is almost impossible to play anywhere near half as fast and good as him.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 04:50:42 +0000
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