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Im publicly stating my husbands a fart!!! On Sunday we went for a walk and were talking about the fitness goals we wanted to set for ourselves for the next 12 days. Don said he wanted to run 5 miles a day so I said I would get 20,000 steps a day. He told me he thought that was a lot and I should go for 17,000. So I jump on that and proclaim it to the ENTIRE WORLD! So we go to the mall tonight and walk and walk. He has pulled a muscle in his leg and is limping and I tell him we should not have walked so much. He proceeds to tell me he does not have his steps in.... He is only at 18,000??? What??? I ask him what the goal is and with a stupid grin he tells me 20,000! He told me to only go 17,000 so he could beat me!!! Turd!!!
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 00:19:23 +0000

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