Im sitting on the porch right now trying to cool off before I do something stupid. I should have known something was up when Eleanor was in the bathroom and I couldnt hear the harmonica. My next clue was the smell of nail polish. The dark purple glitter nail polish she dropped on the white tile floor. And the bright blue nail polish she had painted on the toilet paper roll and towel shelf. I had explained the danger of glass nail polish bottles and tile floors. The shelf painting was her own coup de grâce. Deep breaths...breathe. Suppress murderous thoughts. #DontTrustA3yearold
Posted on: Fri, 28 Nov 2014 06:19:46 +0000
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