Im so sorry for running down the halls of the CCH and shooting anyone within my sight with nerf guns. I cant even remember all of the people I shot. Im also sorry I broke a glow stick in someones room, and then proceeded to try and rub it into my legs because I thought it would make me run faster. Also sorry for asking someone whether putting streaks of it on my face would make me look like a zombie. I’m also sorry for ringing Luke’s cowbell repeatedly and crying at the same time for at least 30 minutes because I thought it sounded so beautiful. Im also sorry for singing The hills are alive, with the sound of music! in an operatic voice because I wanted sheep to come to me so I could recreate the flood during Noahs Ark because I was too hot. Also sorry for threatening to cut all of my arm hair off (Im not even going to try to explain that one). Also sorry for dissing the Cardinals in a room full of Cardinals fans. And for eating dry oatmeal & getting it all over the floor. And for throwing nerf gun bullets at the people I initially shot with nerf guns. If it makes anyone feel better, I’m not going to have another energy drink for a VERY long time. Again, I apologize.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 05:03:25 +0000
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