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Im sorry if this is TMI, but it was too funny not to share... I was straightening my hair and Bryleigh came in the bathroom to poop... She sat on the toilet, and looked at me angrily.... Bryleigh: Mommy are you goingto leave soon? Me: Im fixing my hair, I was in here first Bryleigh: Yeah but I need to poop, so I need some privacy Me: So you want me to leave so you can use the bathroom?? Go use Mommy and Daddys bathroom Bryleigh: Well, this is our bathroom and I need privacy to be able to go Me: So why doesnt mommy get any privacy when she uses the bathroom?? There is always someone in here, how come I never get privacy?? Bryleigh: Because Mommy, we love you so much that we want to be around you all the time. Me: Aww, well I love you too.. but sometimes, like in the bathroom, Mommy does better alone Bryleigh: Well, we will always be your babies.. so you will always have us, and never be alone, even when you are pooping, because we dont want you to be alone... Honestly, i deserve an Oscar nod for keeping a straight face through this, with Miss Priss sitting on the pot waiting for me to leave the room... So- to all the mothers out there... this is proof.. THEY PLAN IT... so we are never alone!! Arent they sweet!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 04:01:28 +0000

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