Im sure if I were a woman, Id feel frustrated and angry about this. If were a better person in general, I would bemoan the loss of life due to natural disasters. But I am a monster, and therefore just find it hilarious. We as a people are so biased and bigoted that it interferes with knowing when to come inside when its raining. Its the Darwin Awards writ large. Modest proposal: Maybe we should give hurricanes girls [sic] names when theyre small, manageable, or stay out of the way and dont bother anyone, and mens [sic] names when theyre powerful, destructive, and just generally being assholes.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 14:07:44 +0000