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Im sure this is good and fun, but I cant stop picturing a bristle-bearded geography teacher chuckling to himself as he bounces, increasingly competitively - until getting a stalactite through the eyehole. Sliding gorily down it, he somehow contrives to miss the trampoline and impale himself on a stalagmite, with a muttered but heartfelt chriiiIIIst. As the children reverently stand around him, each with a poker face and a cam-phone recording, his last pain-slathered words are how to remember stalactite has a c for ceiling, stalagmite has a g for ground. The children will ask to come again next year, especially now that it might also be haunted.
Posted on: Fri, 13 Jun 2014 07:45:50 +0000

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