Im sure you been wondering..where in the heck has Milo been?? He typically hangs out on his page all the time... So here da FACTs: ( eh hem...**steps up on crate**) I, Milo, have been the victim of doggy ABUSE!! My momma is NOT following my contract at ALL, other than the peanut butter clause, which I thoroughly envoke upon her nightly. She nose let me on the puter... She nose let me give speeches... She nose give me authorization to inspect the new car AT ALL except 2 nanoseconds smelling the front bumper...SO NOT ACCEPTABLE!!! I need to show that black and white kitteh bully on my block that this land is MINE **stomps paw**..and he is NOT allowed anywhere in MY YARD **stomps paw again** without my full approval and momma makes me sit INSIDE **continues to stomp paw** and watch this..this fur ball **really stomping paw** WALK THROUGH MY YARD, walk across MY deck handrail and MOCK me at my sliding glass door!!! *SNORT* *Bark!* THE AUDACITY of it all!!! *sits down on crate* My paws are tied...what can I do to make momma listen to me?? My response so far... chewed bully toy up, pulled garbage and shredded it from bathroom through bedroom, spit water on kitchen floor.... Placed my bootifuls butt on mommas head and let just a little gas go ( not my intention, but hey, Im a bullybreed...#fartshappen ) Take up all the pilliows so she has to manually move me... 72 lbs of sleeping bully weight is heavier then awake Milo weight. I am at a loss....what can I do..WHAT...CAN...I...Do????? *whines, lays down and awaits responses from his REAL LOVED ONES.....YOU!!**
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 14:19:07 +0000
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