Im sure youve heard the saying if the palm of your hand itches, - TopicsExpress



          

Im sure youve heard the saying if the palm of your hand itches, you have money coming. My right palm has been itching for 3 days! Im thinking whoa, it must be a lot of money! so I do what all un-sane people do, I sit at the mailbox, scratching my hand and eagerly waiting for the mail lady to come and bring me my fortune. It doesnt come. Upon taking a shower and washing 3 days worth of dirt off my body, I realize youve got poison ivy on your hand crazy woman :( Moral of this story: Drink 2 cups of coffee first thing every morning and count down the days until school starts and you will gain something more valuable than money, SANITY!
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 14:10:58 +0000

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