Im the type of person that constantly stays in my own head, thought after ADD thought. Im usually picking apart a problem or planning something or just keeping a to-do list in order, with the random joke or a funny thought. In being that type of person, I sometimes think outloud in what you may call spurts of random words, phrases or lists. By now some of you have labeled me psychotic, but just wait, it gets better. Im really paranoid about being alone anywhere and my head is always on a swivel. I get in my car after some small item shopping at Walgreens. My brain immediately splits into 7 different thoughts and Im talking to myself while driving in complete silence. I eventually check my backseat for the lunatic/rapist/murderer that Im always so sure is going to pop up and wind up wearing my skin like a pair of whole body spanx (Kevin Vess, Heath King, Mick Parsons)....And not because Im scared of him, but because Im dying of embarrassment that he heard me talking to myself. So basically, I embarrassed myself in front of a made up murderer. And NOW you can call me psychotic. Welcome to my world.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 02:29:32 +0000
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