Im thinking of jacking in the peer business. Its gone a bit slack this month. But I have seen a new venture Im seriously of looking into. Hows does the names Khalifa Kubar sound. I think it rolls off the the tongue pretty well. Now I know what you thinking what about your mureeds oh great pir of pirs. Well Ive consulted the dead sorry the Awliya and they have told me according to the section 420 of the murshid act a mureeds bayat will automatically pass over if the the murshid gets appointed khalifa. The only difference will be they will have to call it bayah and not bayat. I did consult my closest mureeds (the ones who dont ask questions ) of my intentions. I did tell them I dont want to be khalifa but the rest are making me do it. I said if I do any thing right then reward me handsomely with the finest halwas and kheers not forgetting large cash donations. However If I do anything wrong which I have never, those allegations of being found in the park toilets were completely false. I was naked in the toilets because I had to hop around to the cubicle next to me to get some toilet roil. I didnt know there was a ilyas qadri mini me already in there. Now where was i oh yeah If I do anything wrong please dont tell anyone. Roti rozi ka sawal hai bhai. So I will be asking you to all obey me and come and give bayah. Just as soon as I find a place to establish my self. I was going to ask the brothers at hizb ut tahrir for help but for the past gazillion years they have been looking for the right place themselves. I suppose they have a point when they say location location location is the key to any business. Please dont be fooled of images of me in the media only a very few people have seen my face. Not even my mureeds have seen my face because of the noor mainly.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 15:42:53 +0000