Im warming up for halloweenie fun Stuff stories and recaps coming,,,,,so today you get... Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher./ Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? Hes all right now./ How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?n He turns into a bat every night./ How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts./ How do you fix a jack-o-lantern? with a pumpkin patch./ How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes./ What did the cannibal do when he saw an All you can eat restaurant? He had two waiters and a busboy. What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween? Masked potatoes./ Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, Ill have a pint of blood. The second one says, Ill have one, too. The third one says, Ill have a pint of plasma. The bartender says, So, thatll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 12:36:50 +0000