Im working on a little Jeff Foxworthy-style comedy routine. Heres a few Im testing out: If you have a smile on your face when you talk about Putin ... and you dont mean flatulence ... you might be a Red Commie. If you think Denis Rodman is an ambassador instead of a cast member of Celebrity Rehab 4... you might be a Red Commie. If youre honoring the fallen for Memorial Day by reading a Kurt Vonnegut book... you might be a Red Commie. If youre marching against the free market capitalism embraced by Monsanto... then you just might be a Red Commie. If you would rather share a can of beans with twelve people instead of an Extra Value Meal all to yourself... you might be a Red Commie. If you want a higher minimum wage for unskilled employees to be given for doing nothing as you sit on a government property park bench with your dog named Nikita while listening to John Lennon in your Che Guevara shirt as you read The Daily Worker and thumb through your Stalin-esque mustache... you might be a Red Commie.
Posted on: Sun, 25 May 2014 15:27:22 +0000