Imagine If animals were also on Facebook. See their likely status below:- MOSQUITO:- “I love it when NEPA commot Light for Night, na then i dey see food chop.” HEN:- “I just lost my menstrual Period, i think I’m pregnant.” COCKROACH:- ” Hi Friends, I Just find out say BAGON na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef. CHICKEN :- ” If you don’t see My status update tomorrow, it means i’m being served as Food at a nearby’ KFC ‘….We shall meet in Heaven! ‘PIG :- ” Chei! I no know Why people dey always gossip around say i Dirty, Na wetin concern them… nonsense! ”. Talkative. RAM:- “Yehhh!!!!….SALLAH is comming, God, My life dey your Hand ooooo…Please i no wan die now o” RAT:- ”Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior them for this house, Imagine….. Dem wan use trap catch me…Na today u don dey set am?i go chop this food. SPIDER :- “I’m planning to build something like a Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this guyz wont do cleaning sanitation to spoil my plans sha” DOG :- ” I hate calabar people with Passion ! ” No be so...?
Posted on: Wed, 04 Jun 2014 08:46:41 +0000