Imagine: Vince Mcmahon purchases the Chicago Cubs! Chicago Cubs baseball on WGN will never be the same. Welcome to Chicago Cubs baseball on WGN! Im Jim Ross with Jerry the King Lawler in the booth for the call of tonights game! Thirty eight thousand rowdy fans are in attendance for tonights ballgame between the Chicago Cubs and the Los Angeles Dodgers. Bottom of the 1st inning: Batting first and kicking things off for the Cubs is Rey Mysterio. >>> Base Hit! Batting second in the lineup is none other than the legend killer, Randy Orton. Randy taunts the pitcher. The legend killer stares down Holladay... Roy Halladay throws the pitch..... > > WHACK!!!!! It hit Halladay! Mother of GOD The ball damn near took his head off! Batting third in the lineup is the most dangerous hitter, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! The crowd chants 》AUSTIN》 AUSTIN 》AUSTIN》 AUSTIN》 AUSTIN》 Gimme a hell yeah!!!!! 《《HELLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHH》》 The relief pitcher throws the pitch WAIT.......... THERE GOES MYSTERIO! >>>Stolen Base! The pitcher aims for Austins head... AUSTINS GOING FOR THE PITCHER!!! AUSTIN JUST CLOTHES LINED THE HELL OUT OF THE PITCHER!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT, HES NOT DONE! NO AUSTIN!??! NO DONT DO IT! DONT DO IT! STUNNNERRR!!!!!!!! STONE COLD STUNNER!!!!!!!!! THE PITCHER HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!! >>> Ejection! Batting cleanup is The Great One! 》ROCKY》ROCKY》ROCKY》ROCKY》ROCKY》 The Peoples Champ squares up and gets ready for the first pitch..... wait, The Rock calls for time. The Rock says.... FINALLY! The Rock HAS COME BACK..... to home plate! & you listen Blue balls, this pitch had better go right down the middle.... or the jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eyebrow raising, ball smashing, world series crashing, gonna stomp your candy ass in front of thirty eight thousands of wendys bashing or THE GREAT ONE will make his way to the pitchers mound and stomp your roody poo candy ass!!! The pitch goes down the middle... >>> swing and a miss! Mick Foley quickly delivers a pie to the Rock at home plate... The Rock takes a big bite..... IFFFF YA SMEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK! IS COOKIN! The pitch is delivered.... >>>BASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS OUTA HEEEEEREEE!!!!!!! HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FANS CHANT HIS NAME IS HE CIRCLES THE DIAMOND! 》ROCKY》ROCKY》ROCKY》ROCKY》ROCKY》ROCKY》ROCKY》ROCKY》 The lights dim to total darkness.... Hells bells ring... Wrigley scares HERE COMES THE UNDERTAKER STEPPING UP TO THE PLATE The pitch is delivered...... The Undertaker reaches and grabs the 95mph fastball before it reaches the catchers glove...... Even the baseball fears the undertaker.... The pitcher frighteningly kneels before the dead man........... No one beats us on our field & the undertaker intimidatingly walks towards the visiting teams dugout.... The Dodger dugout storms to the locker room. >>>Game called in the count of the undertaker. The Cubs win! Vince Mcmahon is forced to sell the team due to the fact that no team wants to play the cubbies anymore. But his one game will be remembered forever.
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 22:39:02 +0000