Imagine if ATM in Naija speaks our Local dialect. If u are in a sophisticated area like BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM would communicate: ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga. - please, enter your secret number - how much will you like to withdraw? Thank you for banking with us Mr. Adenuga ......... But if you are in a place like MUSHIN, here is how it will respond; After a guy inserts his card, inputs his pin, ATM: Haaaaaaaaa, omo iyami, -tuale baba agba, owo meji fun eyankan -omo iya ma je ki awon omo aye ri numba -se o wa pa? Guy: mo wa pa baje baje ATM: Elo ni komo aye po jade?(guy input #10,000) ATM: (Dispenses cash). Omo iya ma jeun lo ntie Guy: wa gbayii. In a place like IBADAN An ibadan woman insert her card, inputs her secret code: ATM: (in ibadan tone) -Ekabo iyami, e ni soriburuku - e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo - so nsure? - Elo le fe gba?(woman enter #2,000) ATM: Iya, ko ma sowo lapo yin ke! (woman enter #2,000 again) ATM: Se ko nse afise? - mo ro pe eti yin di? -mo so pe ko sowo lapo yin( for the third time, woman enters #2,000 again tinking it was an error ön the the ATMs part) ATM: (Pauses for a while) mo ro pe ori yin ti buru - oma saaro kutukutu ke - alawin osi, kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo. In a place like IJEBU An ijebu woman insert her card & pin ATM: Omo alare, - elo ro nfe gba? ( woman enter # 2,391.50k) ATM: pause for about one minute trying to understand the digits. After about a minute, ATM replies, ATM: iya, mo nbo, e je nsare lo wa shenji wa :-D :-D Have a pleasant nite Rest Hit the like button for more nd dont forget to share. #GoddyGee
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 21:20:51 +0000
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