Imagine o! I was just sitting down when my phone rang, I went for it and answer, hello, who is this? I heard a tiny voice answer, hello good morning, its me Jerry your room mate. I was so surprise, I ask. which Jerry? cos I cant remember ever having a roommate so I ask, My roommate? from where? the tiny voice reply, ah ah, your roommate in Lapai now, Jerry. the voice said dont bother, I call to inform u that since left for the strike we dont ve food anymore and you never care to check on us to know weather we re eating or not, now the remaining for you left behind, we managed it, cos since from then my wives has given birth to also fifty children and the food could not go round so I saw a paper with A and some with B and its carrying a heading certificate, my first son chop the part with certi and left the ficate, and the other part with Peter the pe is gone only the ter is remaining, pls, if you really want your house in order better come back in time or else... I just cut him short, Hey hold on Mr. Jerry, pls who do you say you re? the voice reply, Jerry na, the Rat you use to drive away... People see me see wahala, na ASUU cause this for me o. The most annoying this was that the voice cut the call and the number is unknown, which mean I cant call back. Pls ASUU, call back this strike before my house is taking over completely by Jerry and co.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 08:22:11 +0000