Imagine you put on your Halloween costume, go to your neighbors house, ring the door bell and crazily scream trick or treat!! in anticipation of getting your first score of sweet sweet candy. Only, instead of candy, the neighbor gives you dental floss and then tells you that Halloween is cancelled this year so you might as well go home...The next day you find out from your friends that Halloween, in fact, was not cancelled. Your neighbor just wanted to get rid of the Costco-sized package of dental floss he bought and thought it would be funny to tell you Halloween was cancelled...not thinking youd believe him. Bamboozled. The ultimate trick! Halloween may not be until this Thursday, but there were plenty of tricks this week in Kleiman FFL! Its time for the week 8 recap (Halloween costumes included)!: Lies. Deceit. Bamboozelery. Potato - Three of those words describe the lead up to what was already an intriguing battle of sisters, between the Dancing Elephants and the Face Painters. Then the Dirty Dogs, aka the neighbor from the story above, got involved and made it even more intriguing-ier... Following a last minute Dogs tip that Cam Newton was injured (he was not), the Face Painters changed her lineup. The result? Cam Newton scoring 31 points on her bench. However, it may not have made a difference because the Dancing Elephants got 8000 yards receiving from Calvin Johnson (38 points) and defeated the Face Painters 122-97. The Dancing Elephants has been dancing in her living room to her favorite Halloween Jock Jams mixtape for 2 days now. Nothing but Thriller and Monster Mash for 48 hours... Speaking of the Dirty Dogs, perhaps the fantasy football karma gods were paying attention to his trickery, as he was defeated quite easily by the LV Dizzy Twins 115-76, thanks to 49 points from Drew Brees. The Dizzy Twins celebrated his victory by throwing grilled cheese sandwiches at random trick or treaters and yelling, your costume is CHEESY!! In the cakewalk matchup of the week, the Los Pollos Hermanos Gemelos faced a Lil Trevinators team that got all of his points from his defense and kicker. Yes...0 total points from everyone else. Impressive. The chicken twins got 33 from Matt Stafford and defeated the Lil Trevinators 120-34. Despite the matchup against an obvious absentee owner, the Los Pollos Hermanos Gemelos still ran around his neighborhood yelling #ThePollosWay!! Word on the street is he was hit by a flying grilled cheese sandwich. In the closest game of the week, the Ghetto Passers got 21 points from Dez Bryant and defeated the St Louis Bears 86-81. My sources tell me that the Ghetto Passers, despite her scary sounding team name, celebrates her victories with a box of Merlot and a night with her gal pals playing Parcheesi. Who knew. In the final matchup of the week, the TMac Raiders got 32 points from his trusty steed (Peyton Manning) and defeated Every Other Weekend Warriors 100-62. Based on the fact that the house smells like tequila and her warrior paint is smeared all over her face, perhaps there was a bit of a bday party hangover for the Warriors this FF weekend. It happens to the best of us. Kleiman FFL Halloween Party Costumes: Dancing Elephants: Zombie Michael Jackson Face Painters: Picasso Dirty Dogs: Miley Cyrus Los Pollos Hermanos Gemelos: A Sharknado LV Dizzy Twins: Marvin the Martian Every Other Weekend Warrior: A Sharknado St Louis Bears: Hanz Ghetto Passers: Franz TMac Raiders: The Monopoly Man Lil Trevinators: Justin Beiber Beaver Good luck in week 9!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 19:12:29 +0000