In Heaven, two ladies talk to each other: NEHA: Hi! Sneha. SNEHA: Hi! Neha. How’d you die? NEHA: I froze to death. SNEHA: How horrible! NEHA: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? SNEHA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. NEHA: So, what happened? SNEHA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. NEHA: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer … we’d both still be alive.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 09:00:10 +0000
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