In a WAEC examination, Nokot was asked to complete the following: 1. He who fights and run away? Nokot: E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am 2. A rolling stone? Nokot: No fit just dey roll, na person push am. 3. He who lives in a glass house? Nokot: Na rich politician e go be. 4. A stitch in time? Nokot: Dey prevent further tear tear. 5. Birds of the same feather? Nokot: Na the same mama born them. 6. One good turn? Nokot: Na correct power steering fit do am. 7. A bird in hand? Nokot: Wetin e wan be again if nobe barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic. 8. Half bread is better than? Nokot: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar. 9. A journey of a thousand miles? Nokot: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje? 10. He who laughs last? Nokot: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am, becos na begining of madness be dat. 11. A patient dog? Nokot: Na hunger go kill am. 12. All work and no play? Nokot: Na bank job be dat bros. 13. Once beaten? Nokot: Na revenge go follow be dat. 14. A fool at forty? Nokot: U never see Naija own, our own starts @ 50........
Posted on: Sun, 25 Aug 2013 10:16:35 +0000
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