In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to be an elderly grandmother, to the box, and began to cross examine her. Lawyer : Mama Vero do you know me. Mama Vero: yes, i do know you lawyer pollus. Ive known you since you were a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a disapointment to your parents and to the society, you are a liar, you cheat people including your wife.You manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.You think you are a big man when you dont even have brain and manners. Yes i know u!.. The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked again; Lawyer Pollus: Mama Vero do you know the defence lawyer? She replied; Mama Vero: yes i do, ive known lawyer Gideon since he was a young boy too, he has been your very good friend because the two of you have the same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. Infact, he is a criminal, he cant even build a normal relationship with anyone, his law pratice is one of the worst in the country. Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with more than 3 different women, one of them was your wife, yes, i know him. The defence lawyer almost fainted. just then, the judge called both lawyers to his table and in a very quiet voice, said, if any of you idiots ask her if she knows me, l will make sure you lose your license...#NeezY
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 13:26:16 +0000