In a court trial, a lawyer called his first witness who happens to an elderly grandmother, to the stand, he went to her and ask, Mama akpors do you know me? She responded; yes, i do know you Mr pollus. Ive known you since you were a young boy, and to be frank, you have been a disapointment to your parents and to the society,you are a liar, you cheat people including your wife.you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs, you think you are a big man when you dont even have brain and manners, yes i know u!.. The lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and ask again; Mama akpors do you know the defence lawyer? She replied; yes i do, ive known Mr Gideon since he was a young boy too, he has been your very good friend because the two of you have de same character. He has also been a very lazy man and he has a drinking problem. Infact he is a criminal, he cant even build a normal relationship with anyone, his law pratice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention, he cheated on his wife with more than 3 different women, one of them was your wife, yes, i know him. The defence lawyer almost fainted.. The judge called the both lawyers to his table and in a very quiet voice,said, if any of you idiots ask her if she knows me, i will make sure you lose your license!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 21:04:59 +0000