In a recent survey, with a 3% margin in error, it was found that 46% of Kiwis are clinically braindead (no big surprise there) and another 8% undecided. These are obviously Schroedinger Zombies-existing in a indeterminate state between being really braindead and not being really braindead. Im entering politics this year on behalf the Samedi Night Party with myself as Zombie Im working on my otherwise poor social skills by associating with a wide range of community members and surreptiously eating their brains when theyre not looking. However Ive just about run out of local food, so were going national. Vote for me in this years election. Or else. God Save the Queen and all who sail in her.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 22:37:01 +0000
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