In a speech yesterday President Obama called for a new era of bipartisan cooperation. He said this because Obama likes to start off a speech with a joke. Yesterday John McCain said the government shutdown was worse than the one in 95. Thats 1795. He was 44 at the time, cleaning a musket for his son. After the shutdown debacle, the tea partys approval rating is 23 percent. In other words, its the first time the tea party has ever been supported by a minority. Chris Christie said if one of his children were gay, he would, quote, hug them and tell them I love them. Of course, he said the same thing about the Keebler Elves. People are saying Donald Trump is going to run for governor of New York. I dont know. It could just be a rumor. All I know is earlier today Donald demanded to see his own birth certificate. Its the second day with the government back. The shutdowns over, national parks have reopened, federal employees are back at work. But hey, just tell me if the panda cam is back on. Today the National Postal Museum in Washington, D.C., reopened. For the last few weeks, they havent had a single visitor. To be fair, its like that all the time. This morning Joe Biden personally greeted government employees whod been out of work during the shutdown. Havent those people suffered enough? Joe Biden brought donuts for the government employees. That is very nice. A donut and Joe Biden are very different, of course. Ones a doughy thing that Hillary Clintons going to eat for breakfast — and the other is a doughnut. Should we be happy the government is back? I feel like my sister got back together with an abusive boyfriend or something. As far as I know, President Obama signed a bill to redo the ceiling at the Capitol building and now the zoo is open again. Anthony Wiener is back in the news. He said an interesting thing. He said if the Internet didnt exist he would probably be mayor of New York. Yeah, and I would be flying right now if gravity didnt exist. Before the Internet Anthony Wiener would have been a regular guy in a trench coat hiding behind a tree.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 16:44:52 +0000
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