In car on way to doctors appointment... Me: Do you ever get one of those Ghost Boogers? Like, you feel a dangler hangin outta your nose, but when you look in the mirror theres nothing there? But every time you breathe its wiggling? Like a tiny little invisible ghost dancer? A ghost boogie doing the boogie woogie? See how much space I leave between me and the car in front of me at the stoplight? Thats the proper way, just so ya know. Ya know whats not the proper way? Driving up someones butt like your dad does. Not only is that dangerous, traffically speaking, but its rude and you might get beat up for it. I just made up that word. TRAFFICALLY. I think. You should look it up. No? Oh well. CLAIMING IT. Wow! This town only has 10,000 people. Doesnt it seem bigger? I thought it was bigger. Its the same size as the town I grew up in. Weird. This town seems more murdery. But less methy. Not sure which is better. Meth can lead to murder because duh, Breaking Bad, but murder doesnt really lead to meth so far as I know. Dead people dont do meth because theyre dead. At least I dont think so. I dont know for sure. Hey Ghost Booger might know. I think all ghosts know eachother. Ghost Booger! Ask the human ghosts if any of them do meth. And if so, is it ghost meth or regular meth? I bet its ghost meth. Because ghost hands would go right through real meth. Right? The Boy: Why are you talking to yourself. Me: Im not! Im talking to you! The Boy: Believe me, mom. Youre talking to yourself.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 15:35:06 +0000
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