In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. q On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (And thats the only time I have to work on my hair). q On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)? q On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how???....) q On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.(But, its just a suggestion). q On Tescos Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down.(Well... .Duh, a bit late, huh)! q On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.(... And you thought????...) q On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.(But wouldnt this save me more time?) q On Boots Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to Reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.) q On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And... Im taking this because???....) q On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.(As opposed to... what?) q On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. Im a bit curious.) q On Sunsburys peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash) q On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?) q On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. q I dont blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: q On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (... Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 07:50:12 +0000
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