In honor of my beautiful friends who recently were the victims of a benign car break-in. I extend to the criminals of the world an offer to raid my vehicle tonight. It is unlocked, and chock full of goodies. Coconut water, nut squares, golf clubs, microphones, tabla, clothes, and a smorgasbord of proprietary information which is at least worth more than a dozen volvos. None of this will fill the void that materialistic desire has caused in your psyche however. I would much rather sit down with you and hash out your deeper issues.
Posted on: Thu, 01 Aug 2013 02:56:17 +0000