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In honor of the films tenth anniversary… All Hallows Eve be the one night a year when lasses can dress in the manner of strumpets and no other maids can speak against it. Thy face reeketh of pepper-mint. If thou dost hail from darkest continents Then why be thy complexion fair, not dense? Forsooth! Zounds, Karen, thou speakest not right— Thou canst not just ask people why theyre white! Fie, thou harlot. Of course, Shakespeare was already on top of Mean Girls. And I dont just mean the bit about Caesar. See, remember when Benedick didnt want the Prince to make him talk to Beatrice? He offered to run an errand instead… I will fetch you a tooth-picker now from the furthest inch of Asia… fetch you a hair off the great Chams beard… Benedick was told to stop trying to make fetch happen.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Apr 2014 23:52:35 +0000

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