In life we encounter all sorts of people, haina?! Kuch aise morons bhi hotey hain, jo weird, obvious questions pooch-pooch ke apna dimag khraab kar dete hain… am I right or am I right? I mean the most obvious questions in the most ridiculous situations! Why God Why! 1) You come home after a long hard day. Wife : Arre, aap agaye? NO. I am on my way..abhi abhi Badarpur se bus lee hai maine. %$#@* 2) In the bus: A heavy lady weighing 100 kg or more wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Aunti : Sorry beta lagi toh nahi?? Answer:-No, not at all Auntiji, Im on local anesthesia.. ...ek baar aur chadh jao aap…!! 3) At a movie theater you bump into your office colleague. Colleague: Oye! What are you doing here?? Answer- O yar, jab interval hoga na, toh maine ek SKIT taiyaar kari hai, woh karunga! 4) At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter a stupid question:- Bhaiyya, is the Paneer butter masala good?? Answer:-Not at all Sir, it’s terrible and made of jala hua ‘tel’... We occasionally also spit in it…! 5) Your irritating GF calls you at 4:00 in the morning. GF- Jaanu, neend nahi ari mujhe. Tum so rahe ho kya?? You- Pagal hai.. mai kyu sounga? I am shaving my chest hair. #EkPalKaJeenaPhirTohHaiJaana 6) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Oye!!! You had a haircut? Answer:-No yar, it’s autumn na so baal jhad rahe hain... 7) When you receive a package that you ordered online — Stupid Question “Oh, online order kiya?” You- Nahi ..’Jaadu’ ne bheja hai ! 8) When you listen to an English song — “Oh you follow /listen to this band?” Me? Noway! I thought this was Bhojpuri! 9) When your distant relative sees you studying.. ‘Accha ji, toh padhai chal rahi hai haan…?’ ‘Nahi Tauu ji.. mai toh kitaab mein drawing bana raha tha..dekhogey?’ 10) When your neighbors spot you shopping at a mall. ‘Accha …toh sab family shopping karne aye ho…’ ‘Arre nahi Mishra ji, mai toh ‘chori’ karne aya hu!’ 11) India is very hot, isnt it? Answer. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India…! 12) Girls’ parents asking the would-be Groom Stupid Question : Do you like kids?? Boy- Yes Aunti, I will give you a kid ASAP …maybe on the wedding night itself so you can make a separate ‘baby’ account on FB for him/her and post pics! 13) Boss asking potential employee- ‘Do you have any diseases?’ Yes Sir, every pimple is a skin infection/every cough is cancer/every sore is herpes…oh yes, I have Rabies too.
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 09:43:36 +0000