In other news, George Lucas has announced his body is approaching its final form and is now 96 percent hair. He is spending his final days with his family and told press, I really think this is the best thing for me, becoming a hair monster. Its not for the money, I honestly believe that this transition into a lifeless pile of white wiry hair is in the best interest of my creative drive and my career as a whole. Doctors anticipate the Star Wars creator has three to four weeks before he completes his metamorphosis and becomes a benign lump on Michael Moores third chin.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Mar 2014 03:45:14 +0000