In response to the new Facebook guidelines, I hereby declare that I’m a chill guy who has the dopest statuses, photos, and personal details. For commercial use of the aforementioned properties, my written consent is needed and will not be awarded unless it will be used to sell light beer or insurance. The content of my profile contains private information. The violation of my privacy is punishable by law (ASS 69-420 80-0085 and the Dome Statute), which I know because I have mad friends thinking about law school. NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post this statement if they wish to maintain ownership of their posts and information. Failure to SHARE this statement will result in Mike Zuckerberg and the rest of Facebook making billions of dollars off of your property and hanging out with models and cartoon lizards without you.
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 23:13:59 +0000
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