In response to the new Facebook guidelines and all the scam notices everyone is posting in response, I hereby state that I am a beautiful, glittering unicorn, with the silkiest of manes and delicate, manicured hooves and long luscious eyelashes who is protected by a purple dragon called Gordon who breathes purple fire and frizzles anyone who cyber stalks or harasses me. Furthermore, I unequivocally restrict the right of wizards in Facebooks employ to cast any sort of binding or damaging spell on my person or any of my intellectual property. Should I become involved in a copyright dispute with the Dragon King, I expect my Facebook friends to ride, fly, swim, run or whatever immediately to my aid, crossing high mountains, deserts and seas, abandoning their work, play, families and significant other commitments without a moments thought. Feel free to copy and paste this as your status, this will place you under the protection of the Seven Goblin Princes in Perpetuity (please renew your subscription after 1 year). As an added bonus (for the first 50 sign-ups), the goblin princes will explain to you free of charge that a status update has roughly zero legal effect on anything that Facebook, or anyone else who messes with your data, so nanny nanny boo boo. If you choose to bare your soul and tell us all your secretest things then post it on Facebook, or if you dont so choose go ahead, bottle it all up and quit whining. Otherwise what does it really matter. The choice is yours my friends. credit to Christopher Ducker (this is a slightly modified version) modified by me because my Dragon is purple.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 04:26:21 +0000
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