In stressful time like these, its important to remember the values we hold most dear: the simple, fundamental moral tenets that helps us find our way. (Youre welcome.) Be courteous, kind, and forgiving, Be gentle and peaceful each day, Be warm and human and grateful, And have a good thing to say. Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike, Be witty and happy and wise, Be honest and love all your neighbors, Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant. Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus, Be dull and boring and omnipresent, Criticize things you dont know about, Be oblong and have your knees removed. Be tasteless, rude, and offensive, Live in a swamp and be three dimensional, Put a live chicken in your underwear, Get all excited and go to a yawning festival. [SECOND TIME THROUGH] Be tasteless, rude, and offensive, Live in a swamp and be three dimensional, Put a live chicken in your underwear Go into a closet and suck eggs [BRILLIANT BUT EXCLUDED] Be sure to stop at stop signs And drive fifty-five miles an hour Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth And when you get home get a masters degree in geology (Ladies only) Never make love to Bigfoot (Men only) Hello, my name is Bigfoot Put a live chicken in your underwear Go into a closet and suck eggs
Posted on: Wed, 20 Aug 2014 14:16:58 +0000
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