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In surgery for a heart attack, a middleaged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. Will I die? she asks. God says, No. You have 30 more years to live. With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since shes in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day shes discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. You said I had 30 more years to live, she complains. Thats true, says God. So what happened? she asks. God shrugs. I didnt recognize you.
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 22:05:02 +0000

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