In the beginning of a time that did not exist, nothing made time. - TopicsExpress



          

In the beginning of a time that did not exist, nothing made time. Then it made a god, who did nothing forever. And then for no reason, this god created a universe and made it look like nothing exploded from nothing and made goo, which evolved, via the zoo, to you in billions of years. But really he was pretending. He really made it all in six days, starting on a Monday, just after ten past nine in the morning, 6,000 years ago, with masses of intricate, unnecessary details pointing to his pretence. He was pretending so that if any smart-arses fell for his ruse he had an excuse to burn them in a hell he had also created. Forever. For fun. Sounds reasonable to me.
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 02:27:55 +0000

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